QuEeN_DZ
10-20-2007, 02:38 PM
one day a student enters lunchroom of the university, and because there were no place to sit, he sits at the prof's table.
prof frowns and says:" cows and birds can't sit at the same table!"
student: " ok. then I am going to fly..."
prof gets very angry, and at the exam day he does his best to make the student to get low mark. but he answers all the questions very well.
prof :" I'll ask one more question." " imagine that while you are walking you find tow bags. one of them is full of mind and other with money which one would you choose"
student: " I'd chose one full with money"
prof: " I'd choose one full of mind..."
student: " that is normal everyone chooses one according to their lack..."
prof gets very angry and he takes the students notebook and writes 'COW'
student look at the note and gets out of the room.
after a minute the student open out the door " dear prof you have singed your signature, but you have forgotten to write my mark......"
prof frowns and says:" cows and birds can't sit at the same table!"
student: " ok. then I am going to fly..."
prof gets very angry, and at the exam day he does his best to make the student to get low mark. but he answers all the questions very well.
prof :" I'll ask one more question." " imagine that while you are walking you find tow bags. one of them is full of mind and other with money which one would you choose"
student: " I'd chose one full with money"
prof: " I'd choose one full of mind..."
student: " that is normal everyone chooses one according to their lack..."
prof gets very angry and he takes the students notebook and writes 'COW'
student look at the note and gets out of the room.
after a minute the student open out the door " dear prof you have singed your signature, but you have forgotten to write my mark......"