اسماء للماسنجر رووووعة * love - cute - funny - cool*

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* love - cute - funny - cool*

Cool_(كوول)
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* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
* Always tell the truth, even when you lie
* A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
* Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
* Gold-Lust!
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken
* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
* Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
* I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
* Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
* The higher you are, the farther you fall
* Dont steal, the government hates competition
* Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
* Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
* I fear no man, I've got a gun.
* -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
* {Straight Outta Compton}
* MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
* Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
* Save water, Drink beer.
* Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
* IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
* I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
* War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
* I bent my wookie.
* Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
* -={Rule Breaker}=-
* [Large and in charge]
* Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
* Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
* ==HellRaiser==
* Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
* (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
* God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
* If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
* Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
* Born 2 XLR-8
* -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
* My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
* Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
* Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
* -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
* A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
* Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space
* (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
* I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
* × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
* [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
* I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
* Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
* I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
* IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
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(مضحكة_مرح)_funny
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* I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
* I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
* There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
* I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
* Dain Bramaged.
* Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken
* >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
* Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
* [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
* Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
* [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
* -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
* They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
* [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
* Dont steal, the government hates competition!
* Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
* Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
* [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
* My cat's name is mittens!
* Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
* Act your age, not your shoe size!
* God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
* ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
* Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
* You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
* You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
* I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
* Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
* I'm knot dumb!
* My door is always open so feel free to leave
* This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
* Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
* I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
* I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
* I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
* My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
* Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
* Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
* You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
* I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
* Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
* (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
* Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
* Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide
* Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
* God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
* Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
* If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
* In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
* I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
* I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
* DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
* Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
* Be kool.. Dont go to school
* Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
* It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
* Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
* Do I look like im not lazy?
* People said I was dumb, but I proved them
* There's nothing wrong with anything.
* Life is hilariously cruel
* My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
* This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
* Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
* A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
* You don't hear me not complaning
* Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
* Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
* I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
* Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
* When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
* I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
* I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
* There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
* I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
* Dain Bramaged.
* Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken
* >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
* Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
* [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
* Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
* [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
* -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
* They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
* [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
* Dont steal, the government hates competition!
* Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
* Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
* [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
* My cat's name is mittens!
* Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
* Act your age, not your shoe size!
* God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
* ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
* Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
* You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
* You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
* I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
* Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
* I'm knot dumb!
* My door is always open so feel free to leave
* This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
* Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
* I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
* I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
* I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
* My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
* Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
* Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
* You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
* I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
* Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
* (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
* Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
* Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide
* Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
* God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
* Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
* If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
* In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
* I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
* I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
* DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
* Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
* Be kool.. Dont go to school
* Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
* It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
* Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
* I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
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(لطيف)_Cute
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* I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
* Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
* Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
* Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
* a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
* God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
* When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
* I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
* Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
* A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
* Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
* I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl

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(حب)_Love
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* (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
* Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
* I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
* Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
* My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
* When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
* Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
* To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
* If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
* Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
* Love is available here at 100% discount.
* Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
* My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
* GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
* * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
* You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
* Loving you makes life worth it
* When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
* ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
* You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
* Love is like friendship set on fire.
* You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
* There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
* Love is a never ending feeling.
* * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
* Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
* Loving you makes life worth it
* Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
* Love is available here at 100% discount.
* You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
* Love is the flower you've got to let grow
* Love conquers all.
* Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly
* Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
* My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
* When love is not madness, it is not love.
* Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
* I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
* Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!
* Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
* All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
* To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
* Love is a game that two can play and both win.
* Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
* Love turns winter into summer.
* Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you'll never know

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